Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
This baby is an asshole
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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