therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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