Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Randomize
