Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
you will always have a special place in my vag
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Randomize
