What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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