apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
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