how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Randomize
