Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
did i just pee glitter
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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