I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Randomize
