I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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