Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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