Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Everyone says I win the strip club
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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