Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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