I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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