Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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