belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
just come out here and I will go home with you...
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
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