it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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