She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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