I CAN MOONWALK!
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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