I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
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