put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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