id be glad to
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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