In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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