we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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