so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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