I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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