well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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