im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
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