Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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