who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
worst night to have a conscience
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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