So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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