Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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