when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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