Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I just blew my weed a kiss
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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