I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
either way he was missing a nipple.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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