remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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