Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Randomize
