Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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