My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
What drink are we having for lunch?
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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