idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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