I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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