I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
