Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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