So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
i just google imaged poop.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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