all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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