i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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