do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
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