Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I AM VODKA MAN
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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