lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Randomize
