You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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