He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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